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The soft, midweight cotton feels broken-in from the first wear, while the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep comfort front and center. Wear it with work jeans, a utility jacket, or just shorts while you tinker in the garage or prep your next army. The look is worn-in and practical, not flashy — made for the person who fixes things, builds things, paints things, tells stories, and laughs at their own paint-splattered hands. 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